I'm gonna run for president. Don't give me any crap about how I'm "too young" or any of that bullshit. Anyone who says that is just an America-hating communist ...er terrorist.
For my first act I'll abolish Congress and replace it with 1,000 gorillas on laptops typing up my new policies. I will also drag dead animals of various kinds into meetings with foreign leaders and smack them in the face with them. Finally, everyone in Ohio will be named Neville.
Vote for me, bitch.
I'm Rorshak (1313) and I approve this message. I also approve of giving drugs to little kids and driving drunk.